Summer School

SUMMER SCHOOL: For some reason these two words don't go together but sometimes one's BAD luck can attach a lot of "unheard of words". So two days ago I signed up for summer school to persue my studies in Management. Business Management that is. I went to college and graduated 2 years ago but draw of the luck that i can't find any decent job in my field so i gotta go back and start from scratch but only this time in a university. I studied Computer Programming/Analyst (go figure). Well i guess you can't go too far from either Comp Sci or Accounting when u're talking to a "DESI". Meaning of DESI = Brown People a.k.a. People from South Asia. I went to college for 3 years (pretty much a waste of time and money) cuz the place i'm working at only requires you to have highschool diploma. MY LUCK. Anywhos, now i'm going to Uni and guess what, there's accounting in my program, lol. But thank God the entire program doesn't revolve around that cuz 1 I suck at math and 2 cuz thats not something I can do for life. The actual plan is for me to become a teacher, for which i need to have an undergrad degree so I figured might as well just do something which may come handy in the long run. Prolly start up my own business as well after i'm done teaching, cuz DREAMS ARE WHAT WE'RE MADE OF.
its getting late now so i should get going. laterz: Ξ Π Ϊ Ģ Μ Å

World's Worst Pick-up Lines

PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENCE TO ANY OF THIS.

Drum Roll ..............

1) Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?
2) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
3) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
4) Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
6) Baby I'm an American Express Lover ... You shouldn't go home without me.
7) You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
8) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
10) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
11) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Lets get you out of these wet clothes.

© courtesy of NetLaughter.com

2005 Cricket Matches, Pakistan vs. India

This tournament had 6 matches out of which Pak won 4 and India won 2. Here I'm going to talk about match 5.

Every person in Pakistani team needs to be appriciated because its a team effort to win a game. But some times you can see a certain individual who goes Above and Beyond the expectations. In the 5th match Afridi brought us this excitement. I know he is capable of doing much more cuz he holds the world record of the fastest century where he made 100 runs in only 37 balls. He plays without any fear which makes him even more threatening. Not to mention the power in his hand to throw the ball out of the boundry even when the ball has only been hit on the edge of his bat. SIMPLY AMAZING!!!

BRAVO AFRIDI. "Be AFRAID of AFRIDI" ;-)

My Fave URDU Poem

Voh Ghulaab Ban Kai Khilay Gha Kya:

Meray Saath Tum Bhe Dua Kero Yoon Kisi Kai Haq May Bura Na Ho
Kaheen Aur Ho Na Yeh Hadasah, Koi Raastay May Juda Na Ho

Ser-e-Shaam Thehri Hoie Zameen Jahan Aasman Hai Jhuka Howa
Isi Maur Per Meray Wastay Woh Charagh Lay Kai Kharra Na Ho

Meri Chat Say Raat Ki Saij Tak Koi Aansoun Ki Lakeer Hai
Zara Bharr Kay Chaand Sai Poochna Voh Isi Taraf Sai Gaya Na Ho

Mujhay Yoon Laga Kay Khamosh Khushboo Kay Hont Titlee Nay Choo Liay
Inheen Zard Patton Ki Aut May Koi Phool Soya Howa Na Ho

Isi Ikhtayat May Voh Raha Isi Ikhtayat May Mai Raha
Woh Kahan Kahan Meray Saath Hai Kisi Aur Ko Yeh Pata Na Ho

Voh Firishtay Aap Talash Kerain Kahaniyon Ki Kitaab May
Jo Bura Kahain Na Bura Sunain, Koi Shakhs In Sai Khafa Na Ho

Voh Firaaq Ho Kai Vasaal Ho Teri Aagh Mehkay Ghe Aik Din
Voh Gulaab Ban Kai Khilay Gha Kya Jo Charagh Ban Kai Jala Na Ho

© Writen By: Bashir Badar

My Poem: Winter

OH, did I mention I love poetry (reading/writing). I do a lot of reading but not much of writing poems. Here's one of my attempts, hope you like it. And even if not, who carez.


Snow has fallen
all over the valley,
From the hill-top to
as far as eye can see
Orange, yellow, red
leaves hanging from the tree
Winter is barely here,
But the cold winds have already distanced
me.

© ChoudhrySaab a.k.a. Ξ Π Ϊ Ģ Μ Å

nothing new.

hmmm, lets see what we're gonna talk about today. Not much of change has come into my life considering my last blog was only written 2 days ago :-p. I'm still unsure of to what I shud write here. I know this is pretty much like keeping a diary but only difference is that its on a computer rather than on a piece of paper. Not to mention that people out there can read this stuff. But to be honest with you, I've never really kept a diary or written journals. Today was just another day like any other. I woke up, showered, had breakfast and then sat in front of the computer to check my e-mail and then got ready to go to work. Nothing new at work either, same old krap :-$ and now i'm home. Another day gone by and God knows how many more to go. Anywhos, you take care and have fun. LIVE YOUR LIFE TO YOUR FULLEST POTENTIAL. Ba-bye

Toodle Ooz and Cheerios.

first journal ever

hi all. don't know what to write here. life is pretty boring these days. well actually its boring cuz i'm not willing to share it with the world but if you were living my life, you'd be sweating bullets cuz you wudn't know which step to take next. Just Kidding ;-) well its pretty late at night so i should head to bed. See you all soon.

Toodle Ooz and Cheerios.